A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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