she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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