I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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