So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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