this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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