if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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