I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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