MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
nutella sex= disaster
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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