Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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