I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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