It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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