you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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