The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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