Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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