is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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