So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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