Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
