Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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