i just google imaged poop.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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