I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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