Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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