I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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