Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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