There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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