: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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