But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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