I need help removing her.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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