Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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