I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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