So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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