Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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