i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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