Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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