Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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