i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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