U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I wish i was in the wii world.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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