I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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