Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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