And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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