I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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