Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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