where am i from again
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Come share oat with me in your robe
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
