i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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