quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Your cock deserves a montage
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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