i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
