I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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