"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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