i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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