piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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