i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize