I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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