No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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