Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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